“Some people think I always wear the hat, but that's not true. Sometimes I don't wear the hat. It makes me laugh that some people think I always wear the hat, because obviously I don't wear the hat all the time. What about when I sleep or take a shower? I don't wear the hat then. Also, I don't wear the hat to go to Millets.”

“I wear my hat as I please, indoors or out.”

“I don't know what Mario will look like next; maybe he will wear metallic clothing with a red hat.”

“A hat not much the worse for wear.”

“At the training camp, I was told that doors always open for a man wearing a hard hat and carrying a clipboard.”

“I also think he is given to disguises… Sometimes he wears spectacles and sometimes he does not. And twice he has worn an extremely peculiar hat. Inside.”

“all day long
wearing a hat
that wasn't on my head”

“Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!”

“You mean the kids wearing the MAGA hats? That’s a rather Nazi take you’ve offered there. MAGA hats = Nazis. Nazis deserve to be punched.”

“A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.”