“Over seven thousand US veterans die of suicide every year, which is funny… [false laughter]… because you'd think they'd die over there, but they come home! Right? I thought that must be funny, because nobody was taking it that seriously.”

— Maria Bamford

Ask Me About My New God! (2013)

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Kent Hovind (1953) American young Earth creationist

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“If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.”

Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments

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“Laughter, Susannah would later reflect, is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because theare funny but because your ownis funny.”

Stephen King The Dark Tower

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“A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”

Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian

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“There have been a good many funny things said and written about hardupishness, but the reality is not funny, for all that. It is not funny to have to haggle over pennies. It isn't funny to be thought mean and stingy. It isn't funny to be shabby and to be ashamed of your address. No, there is nothing at all funny in poverty — to the poor.”

Jerome K. Jerome book Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

"On Being Hard Up".
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they’re allowed to die,” he said. “You are not funny.” “I’m very funny.”

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“I was born a Hindu because I had no control over this, but I shall not die a Hindu.”

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“To die is nothing. Begin by living. It’s less funny and lasts longer.”

Jean Anouilh Roméo et Jeannette

Mourir, ce n'est rien. Commence donc par vivre. C'est moins drôle et c'est plus long.
Roméo et Jeannette (1946), Act 3.

“Over seven thousand US veterans die of suicide every year, which is funny… [false laughter]… because you'd think they'd die over there, but they come home! Right? I thought that must be funny, because nobody was taking it that seriously.”

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