“There's not a branch of publishing or broadcasting that doesn't depend in some way on advertising. It'd be like an aquarium without water. Why, ninety-five percent of the information that reaches you has already been preselected and paid for.”

“Ninety percent of paid work is time-wasting crap. The world gets by on the other ten.”

“Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.”

“All your life people will tell you things. And most of the time, probably ninety-five percent of the time, what they'll tell you will be wrong.”

“Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth are simply inert. One percent are saints, and one percent are assholes. The other three percent are people who do what they say they can do.”

“Life is 10 percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.”

“Ninety-five percent of all human-readable traffic over the net is spam, a figure virtually unchanged since the late noughties.”

“Ninety-nine percent of who you are is invisible and untouchable.”

“One percent intention, ninety nine percent desire.”

“I think it'd be great if the evening news broadcast,for instance,were unsponsored and unrated.”