“Opportunity is like a bald-headed man with only a patch of hair right in front. You have to grab that hair, grasp the opportunity while it's confronting you, else you'll be grasping a slick bald head.”

“Hairy in front, opportunity is bald behind.”
Fronte capillata, post est occasio calva.

“Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”

“It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.”

“How stupid it was for the king to tear out his hair in grief, as if baldness were a cure for sorrow.”

“And you can't part a boy from his father,
You can't part a boy from his dad,
You can't part a Scotchman from money
No matter how many he's had.
You can't part the skin of a sausage
Or a dad from his fond son and heir,
And you can't part the hair on a bald-headed man
For there'll be no parting there.”

“I have always thought that if women's hair posed so many problems, God would certainly have made us bald.”

““You split hairs.”
“Better to split hairs than the heads beneath them.””

“While I am alive, not a hair on Jewish heads will be touched.”

“I began to worship pubic hair, to touch it, to smell it, to lick it. This was when I came to realize that pubic hair wasn’t at all like the hair we had on our heads. No, pubic hair was tougher, coarse, and sharp. You could cut your tongue on it if you licked it too hard. The hair on our heads wasn’t just finer but also round, and our pubic hair was thicker and flat, and so this was why it could cut you if you weren’t careful.”