“My mouth ain't no prayer book.”

“In the days of madness, my brother, my sister,
When you're dragged toward the Hell-mouth,
You will beg for the end, but there ain't gonna be one, friend,
For the grave will spew you out! It will spew you out!”

“Books ain't no good. A guy needs somebody — to be near him. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody.”

“Prayer sometimes dulls the hunger of the pauper, like a mother's finger thrust into the mouth of her starving baby.”

“I'd put my money where my mouth is, but my mouth keeps moving.”

“My mouth shall be the mouth of those calamities that have no mouth, my voice the freedom of those who break down in the prison holes of despair.”

“Your mouth is the best thing that ever happened to my mouth. -Zane Cutter”

“Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.”

“There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.”

“At the dawn I seek Thee,
Refuge, Rock sublime;
Set my prayer before thee in the morning,
And my prayer at eventime.”