“Step right up young lady
Your two hundred birthdays make you old if not senile
And we see the symptoms there in your rigor mortis smile
With your old folks eating dog food and your children eating paint
While the pirates own the flag and sell us sermons on restraint.”
    
    
    
    
        
        
        
            
            
        
        
        
        
        
        
            There Only Was One Choice 
Song lyrics, Dance Band on the Titanic (1977)
        
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                                        self-titled TV comedy special, 1997 
Standup routines
                                    
 
                            
                        
                        
                        Discussing the pressure to be thin. Quoted by Hollie McKay for Fox News, 30 September 2009 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,557721,00.html.
 
                            
                        
                        
                        TV Series and Specials (Includes DVDs), Trick of the Mind (2004–2006)
 
                            
                        
                        
                        
                                        
                                        prema-bhakti 
Women Saints of East and West
                                    
 
                            
                        
                        
                        Jacob, in Awake and Sing! (1935), Act I
 
        
     
                             
                             
                            