“Well, first things first, I've got to thank my Lord and Savior up above--thank You, Jesus.”

“Thank you," he says.
"Thank who?"
"I don't know. You?"
"No, not me.."
"Thank you, Jesus?"
"Yes, Toph, Jesus died for your Christmas fun.”

Dave Eggers book A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

“Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still I'd like to express my thanks - I've got the sun in the mornin' and the moon at night.”

Irving Berlin (1888–1989) American composer

“Thank the Lord, we subsidize our own debauchery first of all before we subsidize the debauchery of others.”

Halldór Laxness book The Atom Station

“When I'm not thanked at all, I'm thanked enough;
I've done my duty, and I've done no more.”

Henry Fielding (1707–1754) English novelist and dramatist

“So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love.”

Lois Wyse (1926–2007) American advertising executive

“There's been so many lovely things said about me, and I'm glad that I've had the opportunity to thank everybody. Thank you.”

Babe Ruth (1895–1948) American baseball player

“I want to thank you, Lord, for life and all that's in it.

Thank you for the day and for the hour, and the minute.”

Maya Angelou (1928–2014) American author and poet

“Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill.”

Gena Showalter (1975) American writer

“Actually I've thanked you a lot of times so now I'm thanking you again.”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (1981) American actor, director, producer, and writer