“(Camille Keaton) was very nice, but I remember, when we talked to each other, she behaved like a verginella, a little virgin, you know, always avoiding sex in conversation. She did sex movies, you say?”

“She behaves with all the sensitivity of a sex-starved boa constrictor”

“When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?”

“And very obedient to me she was when a little child, before you took her in hand and spoiled her, by filling her head with a pack of court notions. Why—why—why—did I not overhear you telling her she must behave like a princess? You have made a Whig of the girl!”

“She was a nice little girl, simple and true, and tremendously frightened of sex. I told her it was beautiful. I wanted to prove this to her. She let me prove it, but I was too impatient and proved nothing.”

“It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.”

“Which do you prefer, she says. Sex or Violence?
I try to smile. What's the difference, really.”

“I find a lot of comfort in having one sex partner. That is because she knows what I like and I know what she won't do.”

“You can be a virgin in horror the same as in sex.”

“I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.”