“If you speak English, you speak at least a part of more than a hundred languages.”

“The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.”

“Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?”

“French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.”

“The English Language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever.”

“You who speak languages, you are such liars.”

“Have more than you show,
Speak less than you know.”

“Most English speakers do not have the writer's short fuse about seeing or hearing their language brutalized. This is the main reason, I suspect, that English is becoming the world's universal tongue: English-speaking natives don't care how badly others speak English as long as they speak it. French, once considered likely to become the world's lingua franca, has lost popularity because those who are born speaking it reject this liberal attitude and become depressed, insulted or insufferable when their language is ill used.”

“Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.”

“Speaking English dialogue is not easy for me. I am too lazy to learn English or speak any foreign language, so I am very grateful to my dialogue coach for helping me a lot.”