“They'd be no threat to me. I have a black belt in Haiku. And a black vest in the cleaners.”
Tom Robbins book Still Life with Woodpecker
Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)
Description of Pik Botha in Sunday Times column Face to Face.
Sunday Times
“They'd be no threat to me. I have a black belt in Haiku. And a black vest in the cleaners.”
Tom Robbins book Still Life with Woodpecker
Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)
“I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.”
Marjorie M. Liu (1979) American writer
Source: Tiger Eye
“Oh you're a wrestler now? Remember I'm the black belt in ju-jitsu.”
Nate Diaz (1985) American mixed martial artist
As quoted in "Nate Diaz discusses win over Conor McGregor" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg6NkqFPOyY (5 March 2016), UFC on FOX, FOX
“Black belt in Akihito. (Amanda)
Any other time, I'd kiss you for that. (Kyrian)”
Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night Pleasures
Source: Night Pleasures
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Do You Believe in Gosh?
“Superman don't need no seat belt.”
Muhammad Ali (1942–2016) African American boxer, philanthropist and activist
“No one is taking this belt from me”
Joanna Jędrzejczyk (1987) Polish mixed martial artist
Joanna Jedrzejczyk Defies Challengers: 'No One Is Taking This Belt From Me', MMAjunkie, Steven Marrocco, April 8, 2018, October 25, 2018 http://www.inquisitr.com/4218018/joanna-jedrzejczyk-defies-challengers-no-one-is-taking-this-belt-from-me/, <br class="br">After title defence against contender Jessica Andrade at UFC 211
“Max Bialystock: I'm wearing a cardboard belt!”
Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer
The Producers
“A flowing river is an infinity of superimposed production belts.”
Malcolm de Chazal (1902–1981) Mauritian artist
Sens-plastique