“I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself. Why refer to lady crack pipe or good sir dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied?”

—  David Sedaris , book Me Talk Pretty One Day

Source: Me Talk Pretty One Day

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