“The only good thing I've ever noticed about money, the only positive aspect of an otherwise pretty vulgar commodity, is that you can use it to buy things.”

“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.”

“I've never noticed that being nonsensical keeps things from happening. Don’t you ever read about politics?”

“Spend your money on the things money can buy. Spend your time on the things money can’t buy.”

“That's something I've noticed about food: whenever there's a crisis if you can get people to eating normally things get better.”

“Money is a commodity … not a useless token only good for exchanging; … It differs from other commodities in being demanded mainly as a medium of exchange.”

“The only thing true about what you just said was the storybook damsel part - and that only because you're pretty enough to be one.”

“The Gods being good and making all things, there is no positive evil, it only comes by absence of good; just as darkness itself does not exist, but only comes about by absence of light.”

“I have noticed that doing the sensible thing is only a good idea when the decision is quite small. For the life-changing things, you must risk it.”

“The money received for sales has no other significance or value than its power to buy, and trade can only be imaged truly as an exchange of goods for goods in which the processes of selling and of buying are complementary.”