“If they invent a four legged chicken," Will said, "Horace will think he's gone to Heaven.”

“Hunting party," Horace said
Both Halt and Will looked at him sarcastically.
"You think?" Will said. "Maybe they found the deer and brought him back to repair him.”

“Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said…”

“I have heard sometimes that men who lose an arm of a leg still feel that pain in those limbs, though they are gone,' said Will. 'It is like that sometimes. I can feel Jem with me, though he is gone, and it is like I am missing a part of myself.”

“When man resolved to imitate walking, he invented the wheel, which does not look like a leg. In doing this, he was practicing surrealism without knowing it.”

“Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.”

“Four legs good, two legs better! All Animals Are Equal. But Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others.”

“You saw my leg?"
"How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg.”

“I was on a plane, and the steward was coming down the aisle. "Asian chicken salad… Asian chicken salad… Asian chicken salad…" And he gets to me and he's like, "… chicken salad!" What does he think I'm gonna do? "Dis is not de salad of my people! In my homeland, dey use mandarin orange slices… and crispy wonton crunches!"”

“Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.”