“Fortunately, we did most of our athletic stuff inside, so we didn't have to jog through Tribeca looking like a bunch of boot-camp hippie children.”

“We must go to God Boot Camp and straighten our own lives up so we can help people out in the rest of the world and guide them down the stairs and out of the building into safety.”

“Inside the camp the we-form is singular.”

“What did you do today? Nothing say our little children, and so do I. What we most are is what we keep mistaking for nothing.”

“I'm sure you petroleum folks understand that solar power will solve all our problems. How much money have we blown on that? This is the hippies' program from the seventies and they're still pushing this stuff.”

“Most of us have the good or bad fortune of seeing our lives fall apart so slowly we barely notice.”

“The world is run by robots, and we spend most of our day telling them that we're not a robot just to log on and look at our own stuff.”

“I've read a lot of books, so I know bunches of stuff that sounds like it could be true.”

“I really don't know why I clicked. I didn't want to be a dancer, I just did it to work my way through college. But I was always an athlete and gymnast, so it came naturally.”

“I didn't mean to make it sound like we don't want children. We don't, but I didn't mean to make it sound like that.”