“my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
“my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Laurie Colwin (1944–1992) Novelist, short story writer, food writer
“There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.”
Eminem (1972) American rapper and actor
"Business"
2000s, The Eminem Show (2002)
“I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 18
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (1921) member of the British Royal Family, consort to Queen Elizabeth II
Statement of 1966, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes", BBC News (1 March 2002)
1960s
“Who is worse shod than the shoemaker's wife?”
John Heywood (1497–1580) English writer known for plays, poems and a collection of proverbs
Part I, chapter 11.
Proverbs (1546), Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)
Variant: Who is wurs shod, than the shoemakers wyfe,
With shops full of shoes all hir lyfe?
“The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go she went.”
Saki (1870–1916) British writer
"Reginald on Besetting Sins"
Reginald (1904)
Enya (1961) Irish singer, songwriter, and musician
You interview (2006)