“Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.”

“My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ”

Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian

“No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.”

Joe Rogan (1967) American martial artist, podcaster, sports commentator and comedian

“I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.”

Sarah Silverman (1970) American comedian and actress

“Yeah, I loved her. I couldn't help it. She was my brother.”

Julie Anne Peters Luna

“Your boyfriends might be angry, my girlfriends might be blue. But no one can deny it, from now on I love you.”

Alexander Rybak (1986) Norwegian singer, actor, violinist, composer, pianist

“My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and—oh, yeah—head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.”

Rick Riordan book The Demigod Diaries

“This is what I wanted. This guy. This life. This me. I was never getting my old life back, and I didn't care. I was happy. I was safe. I was right where I wanted to be.”

Kelley Armstrong The Reckoning

“He has no right to threaten my boyfriends. I'm eighteen. An adult. I don't need his help. I can threaten my boyfriends myself.”

Richelle Mead book Spirit Bound

“It was that pathetic feeling of not having a hot girlfriend on my arm while some other boys in the theatre did. What I truly wanted… what I truly NEEDED, was a girlfriend. I needed a girl’s love. I needed to feel worthy as a male. For so long I have felt worthless, and it’s all girls’ fault. No girl wanted to be my girlfriend.”

Elliot Rodger (1991–2014) American spree killer