“Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.”

“You can’t have a plan for your day, ‘til you have a plan for your life.”

“Failing to plan is planning to fail. Plan Each Day, Each Week, Each Semester. You can always change your plan, but only once you have one!”

“No! You don't wear a hat on your gentles! You wear a hat on your head where you're supposed to wear a hat!”

“Adventure is just bad planning.”

“It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.”
Malum est consilium, quod mutari non potest.

“If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.”

“To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.”

“You don't have to go to Planned Parenthood to get your cholesterol or your blood pressure checked. If you want an abortion, you go to Planned Parenthood, and that's well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does.”

“Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.'
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet.”