“Do you do those secret farts at the supermarket. Quickly piss off to another aisle.”
Carl Barron (1964) Australian comedian
Carl Barron Live (2003)
Source: Rotten: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs
“Do you do those secret farts at the supermarket. Quickly piss off to another aisle.”
Carl Barron (1964) Australian comedian
Carl Barron Live (2003)
“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”
Charlaine Harris book Dead as a Doornail
Source: Dead as a Doornail
“Can you die of being pissed off?”
Paavo Väyrynen (1946) Finnish politician
After Väyrynen and the Center Party had lost the Finland's parliamentary election 1987.
“You piss me off you Salmon… You're too expensive in restaurants.”
Eddie Izzard (1962) British stand-up comedian, actor and writer
“You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you.”
Alan Moore (1953) English writer primarily known for his work in comic books
"The Craft" - interview with Daniel Whiston, Engine Comics (January 2005)
Context: Now, as I understand it, the bards were feared. They were respected, but more than that they were feared. If you were just some magician, if you'd pissed off some witch, then what's she gonna do, she's gonna put a curse on you, and what's gonna happen? Your hens are gonna lay funny, your milk's gonna go sour, maybe one of your kids is gonna get a hare-lip or something like that — no big deal. You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you. And if he was a skilful bard, he puts a satire on you, it destroys you in the eyes of your community, it shows you up as ridiculous, lame, pathetic, worthless, in the eyes of your community, in the eyes of your family, in the eyes of your children, in the eyes of yourself, and if it's a particularly good bard, and he's written a particularly good satire then, three hundred years after you're dead, people are still gonna be laughing at what a twat you were.
“Do you know something? I don't give a heck what those people think, I'm doing the right thing now.”
Henry Hill (1943–2012) Mobster
Mafia king on the straight and narrow, Heather Alexander, 2008-03-29, 2008-03-31, BBC News http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7319520.stm,