“It’s not lying, it’s flirting.”

“The secret to getting away with lying, is believing with all your heart. That goes for lying to yourself even more so than lying to another”

“Diplomacy: Lying in state.”

“Peer, you are lying!”

“Tact is just lying for adults.”

“Lying is the greatest of all sins.”

“To overvalue something is a form of lying.”

“All governments are lying cocksuckers.”

“It is [a politician's] business to get and hold his job at all costs. If he can hold it by lying, he will hold it by lying; if lying peters out, he will try to hold it by embracing new truths. His ear is ever close to the ground.”

“When both parties are lying and they both know the other party's lying, it comes powerful close to being the same thing as telling the truth.”