“Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.”

—  Jen Lancaster

Source: Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

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