“Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people.”

“Being human is difficult. Some people make it more difficult than others. I was one of those people.”

“I will probably be too much for some people.

Those people are not My People.”

“Destination and paths. Many people are obstinate about the path once it is taken, few people about the destination.”

“Some people are little more than herd animals, flocking together whenever the world becomes uncomfortable for any reason, seeking the comfort of those who agree with them, do not contradict them, and take care of their emotions. I am not one of those people. If I had a motto, it would probably be Herd thither, me hither.”

“Some people do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions; and conclusions are not always pleasant. They are a thorn in the spirit. But I consider it a priceless gift and a deep responsibility to think.”

“Some people are made with faith. I am made without it.”

“People don't know who I am. Some people don't know I do standup. They just write that I'm that guy from those failed sitcoms. I always joke that 'I've never heard of me either.”

“When I was in prison I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap. People shouldn't read that stuff. ”

“a poem is a naked person... some people say that I am a poet”