“You can't live wrong and pray right.”

“How can you pray if you can't even dance?”

“You can't right the wrongs because you'll never understand the cause and you'll be too busy dodging the effect.”

“You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.”

“A human being can be good or bad or right or wrong, maybe. But how can you say a person is illegal? You just can't. That's all there is to it.”

“I always tell young swimmers: 'Practice things until you can't get them wrong. Not until you get them right.”

“How can you do the right thing when you can't figure out what that is? When all you have before you are choices in various shades of wrong?”

“You have to have faith that you are doing God's will. Sometimes you will not understand. Sometimes you will doubt. But if you are doing God's will, you can't be wrong, you can't go wrong.”

“Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.”

“Long-haired preachers come out every night,
Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right;
But when asked how 'bout something to eat
They will answer with voices so sweet:

You will eat, bye and bye,
In that glorious land above the sky;
Work and pray, live on hay,
You'll get pie in the sky when you die.”