“If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer. It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. <. )
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“I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.”
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About working in Dunkin' Donuts in New York before becoming famous.

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“The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.”

“I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.”
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Discussing U.S. government personal data mining at the same time its agencies are losing "hundreds of laptops" with sensitive data
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