“If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
Source: The Gunslinger
“If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
Dr. Seuss (1904–1991) American children's writer and illustrator, co-founder of Beginner Books
Yertle the Turtle (1958)
“Rolling up ho's like turtles in a half a shell open up my trunk, and let'z see what I have to sell”
Bun B (1973) American rapper from Texas; 1/2 of UGK
Short Texas
Too Hard to Swallow (1992)
“Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.”
Alex Haley (1921–1992) African American biographer, screenwriter, and novelist
As quoted in A Touch of Class (2003) by Carol Vanderheyden, p. 60.
“You play along, because you want to die for love, you always have.”
Richard Siken (1967) American poet