“Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!”
Source: The Never War
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Context: The Lord sent a world-class whopper of a massacre to Virginia Tech, killing thirty-three, drawing headlines like 'Shocked!', 'Horrified!', 'The worst massacre in US history!'. Well, we wish you were thirty-three thousand killed, but we are thankful to our Father for thirty-three.

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Source: Let Them Eat Cake
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“So how did he look at me?"
"Like it was his birthday and you were the cake.”
Source: Dreamfever
“They dismissed me as a peasant, I dismissed them as shallow, and we were all happy like that.”
Source: Burn for Me