“I'm someone who doesn't have anything to lose.”

“Punk: "The WWE Championship, in its physical form, was stolen from me and is currently held by someone who doesn't deserve it. Someone who doesn't pay the price. Someone who doesn't understand what it means... to be champion."”

“Love is giving something you don't have to someone who doesn't want it.”

“I'm losing Savanna.
That's good. No one should own someone else.”

“I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.”

“It's never pleasant to have your integrity questioned, of course, no matter who you are. But when it's questioned by someone who doesn't even know you, someone who doesn't even have the facts straight, yet whose name carries the authority of science -- well, that's not exactly guaranteed to make your day.”

“We can't have someone in the Oval Office who doesn't understand the meaning of the word "confidential" or "classified."”

“Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young.”

“I'm so afraid of losing something I love, that I refuse to love anything.”

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.”