“I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.”

“Jed Exodus, sounds like he's gonna go get changed in a phone box [heroic American accent] "WATCH OUT FOR JED EXODUS… I AM THE PISSER… I CAN FILL A HOLE IN NO TIME." That's where he's probably just gone now, out to prevent a crime. "HEY YOU, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN AND STOP MUGGING HER." "All right mate, all right." "THERE YOU GO, MADAM, YOU CAN GO ON YOUR WAY, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS."”

“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”

“I am a vampire, and that is the truth.”

“I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry.
"That's interesting," he said. "I had a psychic once. It was incredible."
"Did the psychic think so?”

“I am Alice in Wonderland', Josie thought. 'Watch me fall.”

“I like the second better, but the first fits with the vampire watching what she can’t have.” I blinked. “What he can’t have,” I amended, flushing.”

“Maybe that's what love is, I thought: it's being pissed off.”

“I am obliged to watch as he has no counsel”

“I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.”