“I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)”

“Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?”

“Defeat is most devastating at the moment of victory" Saint Dane”

“Crying that it's an application bug is like crying over the speed of light: you should deal with reality, not what you wish reality was.”

“I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate." – Saint Dane
Perhaps you should bite me." Bobby”

“You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.”

“Reality will always deceive us
But in that, you see, only your answer is hidden
If you feel you have not seen it
It is something you brought about with your own hands.”

“What’s a little calming distraction for your girlfriend in the midst of world entertainment domination?”
“I’d stop the world from spinning for you.”
That silly line oddly touched me. “I love you.”
“Liked that one, did you?”

“People see me and think I have lots of girlfriends, do I look like I have lots of girlfriends?”

“Courtney came over to me and touched my cheek. I winced. It hurt.
You look like hell," Courtney said.
I shrugged.
She looked at Saint Dane, then back at me. "He looks worse." She smiled. "Awesome.”