“She didn't bother to understand it all; it was--boring boring boring.”

“You can't be boring. Life is boring. The weather is boring. Actors must not be boring.”

“Only the boring get bored”

“Only boring people are bored.”

“If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.”

“Never be bored, and you will never be boring.”

“Things are only boring if you are boring.”

“What if it's boring… or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.”

“Doing anything when you're bored is veryboring. Anyway, isof being bored. Theof being bored isand”

“When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.”