“Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

“There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.”

“There is a big confusion in this country over what we want verses what we need… you need food. You want a chocolate sundae.”

“Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love other men. Equally, some women prefer to love other women. There is a word to describe this kind of behaviour. Love.”

“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”

“Philosophy asks for a reason, not just a scientific fact.”

“God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.”

“New Orleans was a chocolate city before Katrina. It is going to be a chocolate city after. How is that divisive?”

“the chocolate raisins tasted somewhat fishy, but Lucy didn't care-chocolate was chocolate. She changed her mind however, when she realized that the raisins were tiny fish heads.”