Victoria Wood citations

“People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.”

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“The Italians have got opera, the Spanish have got flamenco dancing. What have we got? Weight Watchers.”

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“Not bleakly,
Not meekly
Beat me on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!
- The Ballad of Barry and Freda”

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Let's Do It
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNU5KVa_Tu8