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Scott Adams est un dessinateur de bandes dessinées américain né le 8 juin 1957 à Windham dans l'État de New York. Il est notamment l'auteur de la série de strips Dilbert, de plusieurs critiques du monde de l'entreprise et de satires sociales, ainsi que de traités de philosophie.

Diplômé d'économie et de management, il a travaillé dans le secteur des télécommunications jusqu'en 1995 . Il est maintenant PDG de la société Scott Adams Foods, Inc. et copropriétaire du Stacey's Café à Pleasanton, en Californie.

Scott Adams a rendu une de ses adresses électroniques publique pour que tout employé ayant vécu professionnellement une situation absurde lui raconte ; de nombreuses histoires de Dilbert sont inspirées de ces récits.

Il a écrit un livre en partie satirique, mais en partie basé sur des faits, titré Le Principe de Dilbert en hommage au Principe de Peter.

✵ 8. juin 1957   •   Autres noms سكوت آدامز, 史考特·亞當斯
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Scott Adams: Citations en anglais

“Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.”

"Menus: Caesar [Salad http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14]
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“This dish might not turn you into a syndicated cartoonist, but whatever you’re doing now probably isn’t working either.”

"Menus: Scott’s Favorite Pasta", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“If there is one thing that our role models in this election have taught us, it's that omitting important information is completely different from lying.”

DNRC Newsletter #57, 2004-10-28 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter57.html,

“Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.”

Dilbert Blog, Good News Day, 2006-10-24, http://web.archive.org/20061107120053/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/good_news_day.html, 2006-11-07 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/good_news_day.html,

“My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.”

"Phone", 2010-09-03, Scott Adams Blog, 2011-09-30 https://www.scottadamssays.com/2010/09/03/phone/,

“Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons”

Title of book, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons (1995)

“The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.”

Dilbert blog, The Benefits of Getting Old, http://web.archive.org/20061111154839/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/benefits_of_get.html, 2006-11-11 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/benefits_of_get.html,

“If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.”

"Menus: Portabella Mushroom", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“Our salmon sandwiches are so good you’ll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don’t.”

"Menus: Blackened Salmon Sandwich", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“Communism is the most painful path between capitalism and capitalism.”

Dilbert https://dilbert.com/strip/1989-12-12, Tuesday December 12, 1989

“Much of politics is about hating imaginary people.”

[Twitter, 8 August 2021, https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1424352326177853442]
Miscellaneous

“Never laugh when you're being sarcastic. It will ruin the effect. If you feel the uncontrollable need to giggle, wait until your boss says something hilarious, such as, "Is this only Wednesday? It feels like Friday already!"”

Scott Adams livre The Joy of Work

Source: Then you can throw back your head, open your mouth like you're about to swallow a live porpoise, and laugh like a naked teenager in a field full of pussy willows. Sincerity like that will make your sarcasm all the more convincing.
Source: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)

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