“I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.”
The Sarah Silverman Program
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Sarah Silverman: Citations en anglais
The Sarah Silverman Program
To Pamela Anderson on the Comedy Central Roast (14 August 2005)
Sarah Silverman livre The Bedwetter
The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee (2010). Referring to a sketch on The Sarah Silverman Program in which her character slept with God.
Jesus Is Magic (2005)
“[holds up an egg] This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.”
The Sarah Silverman Program
I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive — it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager.
Source: Rolling Stone (3 November 2005)
“People who call themselves divas…you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.”
Real Time with Bill Maher episode 145, 13 March 2009
And who doesn't?
The Conan O'Brien Show (11 July 2001) In the original joke, Silverman had said "niggers" instead of "chinks", the network asked her to change it from the first to the latter. The network and O'Brien then apologized for airing this statement, Silverman did not, stating that it was plainly satirizing the racist thought process.
6 July 2009 tweet https://twitter.com/sarahksilverman/status/2509815140 on Twitter ( archived http://archive.is/uI8Lf)
“I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.”
To Courtney Love on her Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson (14 August 2005)
"pathological liar." <br class="br">Comments to a member of the audience, in "Sarah Silverman-Early Standup (1992) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEb-sXmcMLE
“This song brings me back … I was brutally raped to this song.”
In response to the DJ playing Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" as her intro. Holllywood Improv
Satirical song
Jesus Is Magic (2005)
Interview with boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel for Esquire magazine (January 2007)
