Sam Levenson citations

“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.”

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.”

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”

“It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”

“One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.”

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.”