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Lee Evans, de son vrai nom Lee John Martin Evans, né le 25 février 1964 à Avonmouth, dans la banlieue de Bristol, en Angleterre, au , est un acteur et humoriste britannique.

En tant qu'humoriste, il a un grand succès en Grande-Bretagne sur scène où il fait des one man shows. Wikipedia  

✵ 25. février 1964  •  Autres noms Lee Evans (comedian)
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Lee Evans: 10 citations0 J'aime

Lee Evans: Citations en anglais

“Jed Exodus, sounds like he's gonna go get changed in a phone box [heroic American accent] "WATCH OUT FOR JED EXODUS… I AM THE PISSER… I CAN FILL A HOLE IN NO TIME." That's where he's probably just gone now, out to prevent a crime. "HEY YOU, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN AND STOP MUGGING HER." "All right mate, all right." "THERE YOU GO, MADAM, YOU CAN GO ON YOUR WAY, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS."”

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Lee Evans

The Different Planet Tour (1996)

“"We don't get telly round our way, sir"! "Yeah, we hang you buggers round our way, we do"… "No, we all came on the same coach, sir"… "Norwich, that's us, sir." There's a bloke on the fifth row going "You're gonna die now, sir, you are!"”

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Live at Her Majesty's Theatre (1994)

“I don't come out on film. I get the red eye. Blokes like that: [imitates knocking someone out] "You fuckin' will in a minute, ya twat!"”

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The Different Planet Tour (1996)

“Someone walked up to me the other day and went "Excuse me… Can you show me where the station is, please?" I said "Yes, officer, if you just…"”

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"Live in Scotland" (1998)

“They'll drop a cage into the water, and the shark'll be. like, "What you doin' down 'ere? What you fuckin' doin' down 'ere?" And they'll get a bit of meat on a stick and go "Oy! Wanker! Bleurgh!" And they’ll go "Oh, is that for me?" [pretends to shove meat in shark’s mouth] "You fuckin’…"”

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Live from the West End (1995)

“This bloke, I swear he's in any supermarket car park. He's great. He walks across the car park, and he's got one of those fobs, and he opens his car before he gets there. [posh voice] "Ha, ha, ha! I don't know if you saw what I just did there, but I actually opened my car door before I actually physically got there!"”

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Wired & Wonderful at Wembley (2002)

“I was thinking to myself out there — well, you wouldn't think you're anybody else, would you?”

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Live from the West End (1995)

“It's like unison, "Welcome to speech therapy, all together!"…"NAOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!"”

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Live at Her Majesty's Theatre (1994)

“Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!”

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Live from the West End (1995)

“Luv can we off off, not off off but fuck off.”

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Big Live at the O2 (2008)

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