Kim Harrison citations

“That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people.”

“And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love, that trust.”

“Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.”

“… treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can't
until you do understand.”

“Growing up is hard, love. Otherwise everyone would do it.”

“Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.”

“Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.”

“What are you?" I rasped.
It smiled. "Whatever scares you.”

“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4”

“The mistakes don't matter. It's what you do when you mess up that does.”

“Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks”

“Most of the upper management of I. S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.”

“You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee”

“As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.”

“You need a new hobby, Rachel. Something other than nasty little men with visions of world domination.”

“My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.”

“Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.”

“Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.”

“I only snatched him to get your attention,” I said. “Now that I’ve got it, this is what I want.”
“Damn my dame!” Al shouted, hands raised to the ceiling. “I knew it! Not another list!”

“Hey, you freakin' bastard," I breathed. "You hit me again and I'll take care of your family planning.”

“I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!”

“Just so you know, I’ve trusted you since camp.”

“What are you doing in Nicky's room, Rachel? Oooh! He summoned you to the west coast, didn't he? Did you kill him? Good for you taking care of that little problem? I should give you a bunny!" - Algaliarept”

“Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.”

“Go to sleep, baby, Mama will sing. Of blue butterflies, and dragonfly wings. Moonlight and sunbeams, raiment so fine. Silver and gold, for baby of mine. Go to sleep, baby. Sister will tell, of wolves and of lambs, and demons who fell.”

“Ivy!' I stammered, then glared at Kisten. 'You told Ivy? Thanks a hell of a lot. Want to call my mom next?”

“No, you just keep crashing my life. Look—" I said, and Al grunted.
"Here it comes," the demon muttered. "Listen. Listen to this, runt. She's going to have a list.”

“One person can't hold anything, but two can have the world…”

“Tears could not be equal, if I wept diamonds from the skies.
Jenks (Black Magic Sanction)”