Kim Harrison citations

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“It's easier to find a way to make money at something you love than to learn to love a job that you can make money at.”

“the mad have a grace all their own”

“Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.”

“You look like the vamp who bled the cat.”

“But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al”

“You think Ivy's a planner? She has nothing on a motivated elf with too much money.”

“Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another.”

“I won’t snatch, harm, or scare to death people with you or use checking up on you as an excuse to cause trouble. You’re worse than my mother, Rachel.”
“Mine, too,” Jenks muttered.”

“Al was looking at me in disbelief. “Not your lover?”
“No.”
“But he is Rachel candy,” Al said, his confusion too honest to be faked.”

“You had this all planned, didn’t you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn’t as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried.”

“We were innocent once. How could it have gone so bad?”

“You cannot thrash the person who makes you coffee. It's a rule somewhere.”

“Rachel, what do you do? Put an ad in the paper for trouble?
(Glenn)”

“The car was full of unhappy people heading west. It was the Great American Family Road Trip, all right. Whaaa-hoo!”

“I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".”

“Breaking rules isn't bad when what you're doing is more important than the rule itself”

“Nothing is so hard that it can't be found by searching.”

“I meant I’m not afraid of love being difficult. If it was easy, then everyone would find it.”

“You think my kids just popped out of the ground?”

“Rachel?” came Ivy’s voice from her room. “Where’s my sword?”
“In the foyer where you left it last week when the evangelists were canvassing the neighborhood”

“Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt some sort of dominance foreplay?”

“Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.”

“Typical" Kisten said, his eyes dramatically sad. "Try to do something nice for a person, cheer her up, and what do I get? Abused and robbed.”

“Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,” he said, very still and unmoving. “Always jumping to the wrong conclusion. You’re like a frog, you know.”

“Sweet mother of chaos," he breathed. "Rachel, you are indeed one of us. Have your time in the sun. You're worth the extra wait.”

“Making a spell is easy. It's trusting you did it right that's hard.”

“Like the end of a picnic, all the weenies will be roasted.”

“I am yours," Trent gasped through clenched teeth, and my hand sprang from him, thinking I was betrayed. Trent fell to a knee, looking up at me, pleading. "I. Am. Yours. Claim me, Rachel! Damn your morals and claim me!”

“Trent and Ellasbeth did the nasty? Ewwww!”