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Karl Pilkington est acteur britannique.

✵ 23. septembre 1972
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Karl Pilkington: 160 citations0 J'aime

Karl Pilkington: Citations en anglais

“All I'm saying is that old people need to be old people. You need oldness. You need to see old people. You need to go Right, they might have a solution they've been on the earth longer. Quick, we need an answer. How old are yer?”

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I'm 32 - Well you look 78!
Podcast Series 3 Episode 4
On Ageing

“[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water.”

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Podcast Series 2 Episode 2
On Nature

“I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.”

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“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”

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3 Minute Wonder, Episode 4
On Nature
Source: The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons

“I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.”

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Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”

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Fame Souvenir Program Podcast
On Biology

“The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.”

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Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos… but we never saw his wife.”

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“I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book”

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Podcast Series 2 Episode 2
On Life

“She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?”

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Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.”

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Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.”

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Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.”

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Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“On dopplegangers - No because only it would only get me into trouble won't it? Because people won't believe there's another one like me. Otherwise everyone would be saying that when they get caught robbing, they go Oh it wasn't me it was me doppleganger.”

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Podcast Series 2 Episode 1
On Biology

“I could eat a knob at night.”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 3
On Food

“Now Hilda, she was your bog standard old woman.”

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The Podfather Trilogy, Episode 1 Halloween
On People

“[Ricky asks what else he would do with the power of invisibility]Dunno, you could sort of go in shops when they're shut, just get in before they lock up.”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 4
On Powers

“People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.”

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The Moaning of Life, Karl on Kids

“Yeh I know but, I remember one on our estate, right. And she was a bit… what's the word that you can use cos I don't want to offend anyone? I'd say mental… but sort of mental homeless, is that a term?”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 2
On People

“That impresses me more, inventin' electricity[Talking about Benjamin Franklin]”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 4
On Life

“Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about”

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3 Minute Wonder, Episode 1
On Life

“It would be impossible, I'd just chuck meself into the salt pot or something. I'd hate that, that would be horrible that [Karl answering Ricky's question of how he would get Suzanne's attention in the Kitchen if he were a slug]”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 12
On Nature

“My auntie Nora right, all her food is mashed. She's got teeth but she don't need 'em [Karl on how his auntie blends her food and never uses her teeth]”

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Podcast Series 3 Episode 3
On Life

“On octopuses - When you see 'em in films, they're running about an' that and everyone likes an octopus.”

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Podcast Series 2 Episode 6
On Nature

“Yeah but everyone was a saint years ago, that seemed to be thrown about back then. Who's a saint now, in this year, who's a saint? And yet this guy, lived in a hut in the woods, 'oh yeah that's Saint John or whatever.' He wasn't a saint, he did nothin [Karl arguing with Steve and Ricky about Russian artifacts containing a portrait of a Russian Saint]”

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Podcast Series 1 Episode 5
On Life

“I will not be lickin a frog, so there's nothin' to worry about”

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Podcast Series 2 Episode 4
On Nature

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