Jim Davis citations

“An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice… or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.”

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.”

“It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.”

“Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield”

“I never met a lasagna I didn't like”

“Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.”