Janet Evanovich citations

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“Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.”

“Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.”

“What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?"
Helen Plum”

“And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.”

“I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table”

“I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.”

“Your on your on with this one babe."
"Coward."
"Calling me names isn't going to get me in there."
-Ranger and Stephanie”

“A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.”

“Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week."
Carl Costanza - Hot Six”

“[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love"
[Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.”

“As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.”

“My sex life is okay."

"Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.”