James Patterson citations

“Le secret pour rester en vie? Ne jamais cesser de respirer.”

“Merci pour tout les aides.”

“amour fait les plus grandes douceurs et les plus sensibles infortunes de la vie.”

“This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice.”

“This is my brain: O
This is my brain after making out with Fang: *
It's very sad.”

“Life is a great big canvas. Throw all the paint you can at it.”

“To be without love is to be without grace, what matters most in life.
We is so much better than I.”

“Basically, I have two speeds…. Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

“Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been”

“Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!”

“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”

“Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.”

“You… are… a… fridge… with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're… freaking… ballet… dancers.”

“I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.”

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang
"It was dirt." --Max”

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

“Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has… a soul.'… 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?”

“Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.”

“Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
Fang: "But we're grounded."
Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)”

“We’ll be back!” he snarled.
It was really Ari’s voice.
Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang”

“You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.”

“YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.”

“Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.”

“How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.”

“Well, that's an evil smile…”

“Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.”

“He's gonna be fine," I confirmed.
Can we see him?" Iggy asked.
Ig, I hate to break it to you, but you're blind.”

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries."
I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the
Lord's work and all.”

“A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night”

“In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be.”

“You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)”