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Julius Henry Marx , plus connu sous le surnom de Groucho Marx /ˈɡɹaʊt͡ʃoʊ mɑɹks/, est un comédien américain faisant partie des Marx Brothers. Wikipedia  

✵ 2. octobre 1890 – 19. août 1977  •  Autres noms Julius Henry Marx
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“Je trouve la télévision très éducative. Chaque fois que quelqu'un l'allume, je vais dans une autre pièce et lis un bon livre.”

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“Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”

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“Here's to our wives and girlfriends… may they never meet!”

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Variation on an old Royal Navy wardroom toast: "Wives and Sweethearts! May they never meet!"[citation needed]

“I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed.

Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.”

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“Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"

Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.”

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“We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.”

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“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”

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“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”

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“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.”

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“Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay,
I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same,
I must be going.”

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“Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar"
Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change."
Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.”

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“The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?”

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“Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?"
"Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!”

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