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Craig Ferguson, né le 17 mai 1962 à Glasgow , est un acteur, humoriste, scénariste, producteur de cinéma, compositeur, réalisateur et animateur de télévision britannique naturalisé américain en 2008. Il a animé de 2005 à 2014 l'émission de télévision The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson diffusée sur le réseau américain CBS. Il obtient un Peabody Award en 2010 pour cette émission. Il a également écrit deux livres : un roman, Between the Bridge and the River, et une autobiographie, American on purpose. Wikipedia  

✵ 17. mai 1962  •  Autres noms کریق فرقوسن
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Craig Ferguson: 118 citations0 J'aime

Craig Ferguson: Citations en anglais

“He's quiet as well, especially if you stalk him.”

Craig Ferguson

On Brad Pitt.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“Change is the nature of God’s mind, and resistance to it is the source of great pain.”

Craig Ferguson livre Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Variante: Change is the nature of God’s mind, and resistance to it is the source of great pain.

“You know who doesn't like _____? Al-Qaeda!”

Craig Ferguson

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“It's a great day for America, everybody.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“[referring to himself] Where's the Scottish Conan guy?”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“…best night of my life.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.”

Craig Ferguson livre Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“[reading an email] "Dear Craig, … are your letters written by your writers?" No. "Does this make me one of your writers?" (ponders) Yes. "Why haven't I been paid?"”

Craig Ferguson

Because you're one of my writers!
2009-04-03 broadcast
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“By the way, _____ was a name I used to dance under.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "By the way…" variations

“Welcome back, my naughty monkeys.”

Craig Ferguson

whipcrack
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations
Variante: Welcome back, my frisky badgers

“Clive Barker: It's an excuse to look at my groin.
Craig Ferguson: I'm European - I don't need an excuse.”

Craig Ferguson

Off-topic discussion about Clive Barker's pants.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“[referring to a suggestive comment aimed at the audience] You too, ladies.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“[to camera] Excuse me for just a second. [walks off-camera, to studio audience] Shut up!”

Craig Ferguson

2009-05-15 broadcast
The audience had collectively went "Aw…", expressing disappointment.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.”

Craig Ferguson

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.”

Craig Ferguson livre Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“"Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." [audience laughs] "With my hand!"”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“[in reference to a two-word comment from a guest] …I used to dance under that name.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“By the way, _____ was the name of a movie I accidentally watched in a hotel room twenty or thirty times.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "By the way…" variations

“I can't live by your rules, man!”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“[referring to a category of people he might have upset with a joke] I'm looking forward to your letters…”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!”

Craig Ferguson

On Smokey Bear
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

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