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Chelsea Handler, née le 25 février 1975 à Livingston , est une actrice et humoriste américaine. Elle est aussi la productrice de son propre talk-show diffusé sur E!. Wikipedia  

✵ 25. février 1975   •   Autres noms چلسی هندلر, تشيلسي هاندلر, 雀兒喜·漢德勒, 切尔西·汉德勒, 切爾西·漢德勒
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Chelsea Handler: Citations en anglais

“Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.”

Chelsea Handler Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

Source: Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her.”

That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”

Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.”

Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“My father has a high opinion of his opinion”

Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.”

Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”

Chelsea Handler livre Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Source: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

“I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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