“Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.”
Chelsea Handler Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
Source: Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
Chelsea Handler: 35 citations0 J'aime
Chelsea Handler: Citations en anglais
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)
Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)
Chelsea Handler livre Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Source: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)
“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“My father has a high opinion of his opinion”
Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler livre Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Source: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
“I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler livre Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”
Chelsea Handler livre Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Source: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
“I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
