“He has no manners—he just has customs.”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner From his sketchbook
“People who love in glass houses should pull down the blinds.”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner The Cynic's Calendar
“Be held truthful that your lies may count.”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner The Cynic's Calendar
“Two ideas in his head at once would constitute an unlawful assembly.”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner From his sketchbook
“…teeth set out by a landscape gardener…”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner From his sketchbook
“Where there's a will, there's a law suit.”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner The Cynic's Calendar
“A cow couldn't find its calf in this room.”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner From his sketchbook
“Misery loves company but company does not reciprocate.”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner The Cynic's Calendar
“…talking as though the Standard Oil Company was the smallest thing he owned.”Help us translate this quoteAddison Mizner From his sketchbook
