“I don't want your pork chopsI don't want your turnip greensI think that I'll pass up the cornbread'Cause a piece of watermelon is what I needAnd it's so strong 'cause it's been so longSince I've tasted that dear forbidden fruitAnd my heart sighs as I realizeThat that watermelon time is a-gettin' dueAnd I'm a watermelon man”Willis Allan Ramsey Watermelon Man
“Following the stars through the honky-tonks and barsDream away on a country music prideStart the evenin' by myselfYou can bet by the hour of twelveGonna have a pretty painted lady by my sideTalkin' about a pretty pained lady by my side Painted lady, tell me of the past gone byHold me like the open range and ride me highListenin' to the days when your dress was made of calico or ginghamAnd a man was a manI can feel the pain, I can see the fearsOn the painted cheeks that hide the tearsOf a lovely, lonesome cowgirl in disguise”Willis Allan Ramsey Painted Lady
“South of Oklahoma, east of New Mexico,West of Louisiana, where all them Cajuns goWe gotta a little place called TexasWhere the women grow on treesThere right there for the pickin'Just as easy as a man could please You'd better run take holdYou're gonna get young 'fore ya get oldThem Texas women is Texas goldKisses that are sweeter than cactus”Willis Allan Ramsey Northeast Texas Women