TotalBiscuit: Evening

TotalBiscuit was British game commentator. Explore interesting quotes on evening.

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“So far, the game has done a really good job of not throwing a lot of jumpscares at me, and that worries me even more. [goes to open door] If you blow your load too quickly with jumpscares—"
[TB opens door. Cue jumpscare. ]
"AHHHHH! Jesus Christ. F**k! I hate you so much right now! God-dammit! Anyway!”

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Other videos, An Early Look at Outlast

God , Hate , Game , Christ

“Don't even tell me about the map. Don't even. Where's the keyhole?”

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WTF Is…? series, Guise of the Wolf (January 26, 2014), Research stream

“…Why am I even whispering? It's not like they're actually gonna hear me.”

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WTF Is…? series, Insurgency (standalone) (January 29, 2014)

“"Can I… WHAT?! Whaaaaat?! I hit him five times—three times in the back and he doesn't even know that I'm here!" [laughs] "Why is this game?! I'm not even gonna ask what is this game!"”

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WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

Game , Time

“It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!”

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WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

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