Susan Elizabeth Phillips: Trending quotes

“Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!”

“I don't love you anymore", she whispered. "I don't love you at all." His throat closed. "It's all right, sweetheart. I love you enough for both of us.”

“Don't dare a person who has nothing else left to lose.”

“I married a damned cereal killer”

“When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.”

“Anything worth having is worth fighting for.”

“I take thee… to be my awful wedded husband”

“I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)

I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)”

“I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.”

“What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?”

“sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character…

-annabelle granger”

“If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.”

“This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
“Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.”

“Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce."

She waved her hand. "Absolutely no problem. Your money is our money. My money is my money." She wrote away.

"I should make you negotiate with Phoebe.”

“You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!”

“Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself”

“She glared at him. "You're doing it again."
"What?"
"That thing that irritates me."
"Smiling?"
"Yes. That.”

“Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.”

“Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?”