“Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, you vant to suck my blud? (Fang)No, thanks. The last thing I want is to catch parvo from you, or some other freaky dog disease that makes me lift my leg around hydrants. (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Night EmbraceSource: Night Embrace
“He wanted what he didn’t know and he didn’t know how to get what he wanted.’ (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Acheron
“Again, I repeat, don’t ask questions you don’t want answered. Just accept the fact that Acheron is a freak of nature and let it go. (Zarek)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Kiss of the Night
“Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, would you please wake up so I can leave? I really don't want to hang out in a closet with a dead man any longer than I have to, okay? C'mon, please, don't make this a Weekend at Bernie's thing! (Amanda)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night PleasuresSource: Night Pleasures
“And I don’t want his body touching something I wear. He’ll contaminate it. (Sasha)Oh, good grief, Sasha. Grow up. You’re four hundred years old and you’re acting like a whelp. It’s not like he has cooties or anything. (Astrid)Yes he does! (Sasha)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the DevilSource: Dance with the Devil
“As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Fantasy LoverSource: Fantasy Lover
“You are freakishly tall, aren’t you? (Tory)For a woman wanting my help you are ever determined to insult me. Should I make this as painless as possible and leave now before the die-painfully-you-asshole-prick stuff starts again? (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Acheron
“You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher)So do you. (Julian)Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Dream Chaser
“Okay, gimmi a kiss and I’ll go. (Simi)Not in front of the Hunter, Simi. (Acheron)The Simi wants a kiss, akri. I’ll wait all century. You know I will. (Simi)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: A Dark-Hunter Christmas
“Stop calling your akri your daddy. It makes my wings droop. (Xirena)My akri is my daddy. He said so and it is so, so your wings can droop all they want, ‘cause it won’t change anything! (Simi)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Devil May Cry
“Yeah, well, it’s what happens when we spoil the things we love. They don’t always understand the boundaries and their ridiculous wants can get us killed if we’re not careful. (Jaden)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Acheron
“It can’t eat him. I forbid it. (Artemis)She can do as she pleases. I taught her to waste not, want not. (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the DevilSource: Dance with the Devil
“Daimons, vampires, ghouls, whatever you want to call them. They suck your blood and your soul and leave you with nothing. Kind of like lawyers. (Selena)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Night EmbraceSource: Night Embrace
“He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Simi? You got some free time? (Kat)Of course I do. You know akri on Olympus with that heifer-goddess I want to eat, but he won’t let the Simi have no dinner. So why you calling me, little akra-kitty? (Simi)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Devil May Cry
“Trust no one at your back unless you want them to bury a knife in it.’ (Syn)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Born of Fire
“Well, isn’t that interesting. (Bubba)I ain’t your science experiment, Bubba. I don’t want to be interesting and I definitely don’t want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Tell him to leave me alone, Astrid. Else I’ll have to barbecue him and make akri angry at me. I don’t want to make akri angry. (Simi)Simi? Is that you? (Astrid)Yes. C’est moi. The little demon with hornays. (Simi)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the DevilSource: Dance with the Devil
“Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?”Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Yeah, but I don’t want to be in pain, and I definitely don’t want to suffer.” – Nick“Well…The only way to avoid them is to die.” – Death“Okay, let’s change the topic now. Oh, look! A chicken.” – Nick”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Invincible